Live Every Week Like it's Shark Week.

Guys, I have big news! I got a job! Then I finished my secondaries for med school! Then it became Shark Week! Needless to say, it has been pretty awesome around here lately.

My job is at a place called Metal Mart. It's a giant warehouse filled with steel. Most of the stuff is either 20 or 24 feet long. It's all heavy, and a lot of it is sharp. I'm way more manly now than I was a week and a half ago. I'm pretty sure I grew a few more chest hairs to match the one from when I went fishing last month. I basically lift and move heavy things all day. I've already lost 6 pounds and April says I'm noticeably stronger than I was 2 weeks ago.

I finally finished all my secondaries! It took some doing. There was some hullaballoo at the HBLL about the printer not liking the PDF's from some of the schools, I thought I had to had a letter of evaluation for one of my top choices but it turns out that it's optional (even thought the website says it's not). It was pretty crazy there for a while. But now it's over and all I have to do is get some interviews! So if you're praying for me anyway, could you include that in your prayers? Thanks.

And last but certainly not least: Shark Week. Have you noticed that one time of year stands out among all the others? Colors seem brighter, people seem nicer, the weather seems to cooperate with whatever you want to do. And it's here again. Shark Week! Bless the Discovery Channel for inventing this wonderful holiday 24 years ago. And can you believe that only 1 other person I work with has even heard of Shark Week? Isn't that ridiculous? And here I thought I worked with men. Well, they have been educated, believe you me.

So I will try to keep this updated more now that I'm done with secondaries, but until then I will leave you with a bumper sticker that Isaac told me about. It said, "What you people call Hell, metal workers call a good day's work." This is true.

I am awesome.

Today I did something so manly, I think I grew a new chest hair. This morning I went to Scofield and went fishing with Ryan (April's brother). He taught me how fishing works. I caught a 14 1/2" cutthroat trout and a 13" tiger trout. Ryan caught a 14" cutthroat. And all of our bait. And some random stranger walked past who had heard the legend of Ryan Jones who caught a 6 1/2 lb trout the day before, but I digress. We went back to his place and he showed me how to fillet a fish. I even did one. Then I took them home and whipped up a delicious sauce for them. From scratch. Then I cooked them in the delicious sauce I made from scratch. Then I made some peas to go on the side. Then I served the meal to my pregnant wife who loved it. I MADE that meal. I caught the fish, made the sauce to cook it in and ate it. I am friggin' awesome!

Happy 2nd of July!

Ok, so I'm tired of writing about cool stuff that happened yesterday or earlier this week or whatever. TODAY we did some cool stuff. We slept in: always a plus. Then we tidied the house and April took a nap while a played Portal 2 (awesome game!) and then we went to the family reunion. It was so much fun! We played games, ate food, watched a family movie and i got to know some my new family a little better. For instance, Logan is considering aeronautical engineering as a major- I love that stuff! And Shiree went to Astro Camp (Utah's version of Space Camp)! I didn't know that there were actual nerds in my new family! So that was great. But the highlight of the day was the fireworks. Aerials are now legal so we went all out. We had fireworks that looked like the ones you see in serious shows. One of them was so intense could feel the heat from where I was sitting. I thought I would lose my eyebrows. It was awesome. Some of them were so intense you could feel the explosions in your chest. This year was the most memorable year of fireworks of my life. Hands down. Today was a great day.

It's July!

Ok so a few things have happened. Most notably Sarah got her mission call! And we ate pizza before she opened it. And my piece of pizza predicted where she would go! I was almost done and I looked at it and said, "Hey, my pizza looks like Virginia!" And she's going to Richmond, VA!!! She's going to love it. It will more foreign than she thinks.

Also, I started working at Country View again, just until I can find full time work that pays better somewhere else; we will have a baby to feed soon, and the CNA job just wouldn't cut it. So in the last week I've worked 3 nocs, two PM's, and an AM. My sleep schedule is nonexistent. My body is very confused. But it has been nice to see everybody again, even Hillary seems to be nicer lately.

Today before my PM shift I did some laundry (I was out of scrubs), and whoever used the dryer before me must have dried a chinchilla farm because there was half an inch of lint stuck to the trap. It was incredible.

Most recently (meaning right now) I am excited to announce that I have a book that is so good it keeps me up late at night giggling about having a book this good. It is fantastic. It's called The Wise Man's Fear and it's the sequel to The Name of the Wind, which was also amazing. You should read them. Soon. Good night.

MCAT Update

My score came in! I got a 27. Which is ok. It's not as good as I was hoping for, but hopefully it will be good enough to get me into med school. We'll see!

Hiking and working and exercising oh my!

Last Thursday, I hiked Y-Mt. with the Deans and (just to the Y) with my boss Justin and his wife Jackie. It was a lot of fun! We summited and made it back down in 5 1/2 hours! That's the fastest I've ever done it! And we spent probably an hour stopping for pictures and lunch. So go us! I also finally got a picture of the Y upside down! It's pretty awesome.

Apparently Stouffer's isn't hiring till next month, so I'm back working PRN as a CNA at Country View and I worked a PM yesterday. It was kind of fun to go back there actually. Kenzie and Monica were working and I like them both, so it was pretty nice. Kenzie told me about this website called bodyrock.tv that she's been using to exercise and it sounded pretty cool, so I checked it out last night. It's like a blog about exercising done by these two girls from the Czech Republic.

So this morning I used this new website to get myself a workout. Now I consider myself to be in decent shape, I hike mountains in my spare time right? Today I learned that this is not the case. I did the video for like 1/2 hour and it destroyed me! I did this one exercise that's supposed to use a sandbag as a weight, but I don't have a sandbag, so I threw some textbooks into my backpack and used that. It was awesome. It absolutely killed me.

Happy June!

Hey everybody. Last week we stopped by Wal-Mart for a powerade that I could take with me to the summit of Y-Mt. It was like 11:00 PM and there were only 3 checkout lanes open. There was a family at the lane to our left that had a 4 kids and a big mound of groceries (as you would expect for 4 kids) but the healthiest thing in the mound was a bag of bagels. They had freezer pizza, fruit snacks, sugar cereal, mountain dew, ice cream, you name the junk food it was on there, but no real food. It made me sad. I wanted to go over and put all the food back and get them healthy food that would have ended up costing less money and helping them live better lives. The dad was in one of the electric carts and he had a half gallon of mountain dew that he kept letting the youngest kid drink from. He couldn't have been older than 4 years old, and he was drinking mountain dew. At that age a soda like that has pretty similar effects to an adult snorting cocaine. And all this was just because the parents don't know any better. I decided that I want to start a charitable organization that will educate people on how to be healthy and save money in the process. So if anyone knows anything about starting up a charity, let me know.